Tech Support Help for Husband 1.0

"Upgrading BoyFriend"
Bert Christensen's Cyberspace Home (no date)

This is funny, and there's a certain amount of truth in the page, too.

It starts:

"Dear Tech Support:

"Recently I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software, severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product brochure.

Later, in the tech support reply:

"... It is impossible to uninstall, delete, or purge the program files from the system, once installed. Any new program files can only be installed once per year, as Husband 1.0 has severely limited memory. Error messages are common, and a normal part of Husband 1.0. ...."