Showing posts with label small town. Show all posts
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Friday, July 15, 2011

Sinclair Lewis Days Parade - Webcam, Weather, and All That

"Sinclair Lewis Days Parade: July 18, 2009"
A Sauk Centre Journal Realreel
video, 3:44

This is blatant self-promotion by the Lemming. And, possibly, your best bet for seeing at least part of a Sinclair Lewis Days parade this year, in comfort. Even if you live in Sauk Centre, or are visiting for the festivities.

As an alternative to that short video of the 2009 parade, you could check out this eye-on-the street webcam in Sauk Centre, right on this year's parade route, provided by - you guessed it - the Lemming:

Small Town America: Minnesota

Just one downside about Small Town America: Minnesota - there isn't any sound.

Dropping the Editorial 'We' -

My video feed supports audio - but I haven't figured out how to get a microphone outside the window - and keep the thing in working order. I may use the inside mike, and give a sort of 'color commentary,' in the tradition of those televised Macy's Thanksgiving Day parades.

Or, I may think better of it.

When? Sauk Centre's Sinclair Lewis Days parade is scheduled for "7pm on Saturday July 16th," on the Sauk Centre Chamber of Commerce website.

I'm lucky, in a way - the parade route was moved away from this end of town a few years ago. Which was, for most folks, an improvement. The reason it's back in its old path is the Minnesota government shutdown. I understand that, since the state services are gone - temporarily, I trust - we "can't" close Highway 71 for the parade.

I'm pretty sure local law enforcement could handle the situation: My guess is that it's more a case of we aren't allowed to close Highway 71.

The Weather - Good News, Bad News

First, the good news.

Right now, it looks like we probably won't have another storm tomorrow evening. Not even rain.

Now, the bad news.

There's a heat advisory out for this part of the state - effective through Wednesday Evening. Todd county, just north of us, is one of the few counties around here that's not in the advisory - so we may get away with merely oppressive heat.

That's not good news for folks in the parade - or watching it. Oh, well: It could be worse.

Part of the Advisory

"Statement as of 3:46 PM CDT on July 15, 2011

"... Excessive heat watch remains in effect from Saturday afternoon
through Wednesday evening...


"An excessive heat watch remains in effect from Saturday afternoon
through Wednesday evening.


"* Temperature... afternoon highs in the low to mid 90s with low
temperatures in the mid to upper 70s


"* heat index... 105 to 110 degrees in the afternoon and early
evening....
"
(via wunderground.com)

Vaguely-related posts:

Sunday, May 15, 2011

Lemming Tracks: Mississippi Flood, Cajun Country, and Decisions

"Arkansas Man Builds Moat, Levee Around Home to Hold Back Floodwaters"
FoxNews.com, (May 15, 2011)

"An Arkansas man decided to ride out rising floodwaters in the South by building a moat and levee around his home.

"Russell Petty, 50, of Devalls Bluff, hired an excavator late last month to dig a moat and pile the dirt on an outside rim to form a levee, The New York Times reports.

"As the water levels of the nearby White River rose, the homes of Petty's neighbors became flooded. But Petty, ignoring a mandatory evacuation for Prairie County, kept his property dry as he coordinated efforts with neighbors to fortify the levee with more dirt and sandbags...."

Devalls Bluff, Arkansas, sounds like a nice place to live. More about the house and the moat:

Good Neighbors

"Neighbors 1, the Elements 0 (for Now)"
The New York Times (May 15, 2011)

"Muddy children stood in a human chain, passing sandbags to others who were two, three or four times their age. One volunteer was an exchange student from the Czech Republic. One man was in his 70s. Coolers of food, drinks and ice appeared, and no one knew where they had come from.

"Floods were drowning huge parts of the Midwest and the South, but the residents of Prairie County had decided that Russell Petty's house, at least, would stay dry - even if they needed flat-bottom boats to get to it.

"They fortified a moat and a levee, protective rings around the three-acre property that, once the nearby White River had crested, left Mr. Petty's house out of harm's way, like a castle in the English countryside. It stands as a symbol of one minor victory over the elements in a region suffering widespread hardships from tornadoes and floods.

" 'I don't think he wanted to put other people in the position of having to help him that way,' said William Saul, a friend of Mr. Petty's. 'He just didn't have a choice.'..."

The Lemming is glad to read that the central Minnesota town he's called home for over three decades isn't the only place with neighbors like Mr. Petty's. There may not be all that much "privacy" in small town America: but there are distinct 'up' sides, too. (privacy, see (January 8, 2011; small town America, see (November 2, 2009))

Back to the news:

Floodwall: "This One's Built Right..."

"Louisiana Countryside Braces for Floods as Morganza Spillway Opens"
AP, via FoxNews.com (May 15, 2011)

"Over the next few days, water spewing through a Mississippi River floodgate will crawl through the swamps of Louisiana's Cajun country, chasing people and animals to higher ground while leaving much of the land under 10 to 20 feet of brown muck.

"The floodgate was opened Saturday for the first time in nearly four decades, shooting out like a waterfall, spraying 6 feet into the air. Fish jumped or were hurled through the white froth and what was dry land soon turned into a raging channel.

"The water will flow 20 miles south into the Atchafalaya Basin, and from there it will roll on to Morgan City, an oil-and-seafood hub and a community of 12,000....

"...The opening of the spillway diverted water from Baton Rouge and New Orleans, and the numerous oil refineries and chemical plants along the lower reaches of the Mississippi. Shifting the water away from the cities eased the strain on levees and blunts the potential for flooding in New Orleans that could have been much worse than Hurricane Katrina.

"C.E. Bourg stopped by a hardware store in the shadow of the Morgan City floodwalls to buy grease for his lawnmower and paint -- items on his 'honey-do list.' Floodwaters came close to overtopping in 1973, but since then, they have been raised to 24 feet and aren't in danger of being overtaken.

"Bourg, an attorney, said he represented a worker who was injured on the 70s-era floodwall project and learned a lot about how they were built.

" 'I got a copy of the plans,' he said. 'This one's built right, unlike the ones in New Orleans.'..."

The Lemming sincerely hopes that the floodwall in question is built right - in fact as well as on paper.

Now, about that decision to divert water through an area that a few folks live in, in order to keep places that lots of folks live in from flooding. Also to keep a number of refineries from shutting down (we hope).

First, the Lemming is profoundly glad that deciding to flood folks living in the spillway isn't the Lemming's job. When there's this much water moving down one of the largest rivers on the planet - There isn't, in the Lemming's opinion, a 'nice' or 'pleasant' option for folks on the lower Mississippi.

Hard as this is on folks living in the spillway - and from what's in the news - it looks like diverting water so that two largish cities and several refineries don't get flooded makes sense. Maybe it's more accurate to say that diverting the water lowers the odds that New Orleans will flood again.

The Lemming is also aware of how easy it is to write that, living near the upper reaches of the Mississippi, on a low sandy ridge.

This year's Mississippi flooding has made it into international news:

Someone Has to Decide Who Gets Flooded

"Cajun homes face flooding in attempt to save New Orleans"
Suzanne Goldenberg, The Irish Times (May 16, 2011)

"Residents in swampy areas of Louisiana's Cajun country waited last night for the rising waters of the Mississippi to engulf their homes, after US army engineers opened a key floodgate in an attempt to save New Orleans from the river's worst flooding since 1927.

"Units from the corps of engineers opened up the first gate on a structure known as the Morganza spillway, sending about 280cu m of water per second into the Atchafalaya river basin.

"The Associated Press reported that 40 hectares were under 30cm (12in) of water after 30 minutes.

"It was the first time that the corps, which is in charge of managing the Mississippi flood controls, had had to resort to opening the spillway since 1973...."

That date stamp, May 16, 2011, is accurate. It's 9:45 p.m. Central, here in central Minnesota - but over in Ireland it's tomorrow already (UTC 2:45 a.m., May 16, 2011)

Again, this is not a good month for folks near the lower reaches of the Mississippi river.

'Big Oil' benefits, by the way. So to folks living in New Orleans.

But that doesn't necessarily mean that a conspiracy of Mardi Gras promoters and oil magnates is 'really' behind the decision to keep New Orleans (relatively) dry. The Lemming will get back to that idea.

Moving on.

Louisiana Refineries, a Flood, and Election Year

"Floodway opening a blessing for Louisiana refineries"
Kristen Hays, Reuters Africa (May 15, 2011)

"The opening of a key spillway to relieve flooding along the Mississippi River could create logistical headaches for big Gulf Coast refiners, but will likely spare the lion's share of the area's refining capacity from flooding danger.

"The U.S. Army Corps of Engineers on Saturday opened the Morganza Spillway to channel water away from the Mississippi River and into the Atchafalaya River basin.

"That will take the floodwaters toward homes, farms, a wildlife refuge and a small oil refinery but avoid inundating New Orleans and Louisiana's capital Baton Rouge...."

Again: it's probably a good idea, in the Lemming's opinion, to divert water away from a couple of major cities and some refineries. On the other hand, this is not good news for folks who live in the spillway, or near it. At all.

Thankfully, finger-pointing hasn't started yet - but particularly with an election year coming up, the Lemming thinks it's likely to start around the time that the flood stops being an immediate problem.

The Lemming is also dealing with an early-summer cold, which might explain that dreary forecast.

Someone may even run on a platform that makes about as much sense as efforts to ban dihydrogen monoxide. (January 3, 2011)

Big Cheese, Big Peanut, and Lizard Men From Outer Space

As the Lemming said, there's probably some finger-pointing coming in the none-too-distant future. This time around, the Lemming suggests stepping out of the conventional 'it is the fault of Big Oil/Communists/the military-industrial complex.' A highly under-utilized bogey man is the vast conspiracy of space-alien, shape-shifting, lizard-men.

Or perhaps the Lemming's Big Cheese and Big Peanut will become popular fall guys. (May 3, 2011)

Then again, maybe not.

Flooded Homes: No Joke

The Lemming remembers what happened to the Aflac Duck's voice:
With celebrity foot-in-mouth incidents in mind: please note: It is not the Lemming's intent to make fun of
  • The folks whose homes are getting flooded
  • Whoever decided to open the spillway
  • Residents of Arkansas
  • Attorneys
  • Fish
The Lemming takes folks with serious grievances - seriously.

Those who come out of the woodwork after disasters, with pretty much the same prepackaged complaints the Lemming has been hearing for decades? Not so much.

Somewhat-related posts:
More:

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Tractors, Horses, and a Weekend Project

"HillsboroDays60I.wmv"

anoasisproduction, YouTube (June 22, 2010)
video, 2:05

Two minutes and five seconds of tractor and horse pulling contests in Hillsboro, North Dakota. I talked to the fellow who made the video - this was a sort of 'weekend project' for him. Turned out pretty well, I think.

Enjoy.

A few points:
  • No tractors were harmed in the filming of this video
  • Those horses are not full-size draft animals
    • The Norwegian- and German-Americans who live in that part of the country tend toward height
      • But we're not that big

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Designing Art for Billboards; and a Fictional Small Town

Billboards: "General Recommendations and Guidelines"
Graphic Design, Graphic Art I, Western Illinois University

"The most important factor in the outdoor advertising market is to remember that outdoor posters have to deliver a single, high-impact message in a very short time period. The poster should have bright colors and be legible from a distance. Here are some tips for designing your outdoor poster:..."

The rest of the page is divided into sections, with a brief and practical discussion of these points:
  • Understand Your Audience
  • Keep It Simple, Bold and Easy to Read
  • Color and Contrast
  • Production Details
This page is a pretty good one-stop FAQ for designing billboard art in America. Not that many people are passionately interested in that sort of thing.

Then, there are folks like me. I'm really interested in advertising, billboards, cosmology, daguerreotypes, ethics, Freya: and so on, up the alphabet.

I found this page while researching billboard design for Loonfoot Falls, Minnesota. That's a fictional small town, (very) loosely based on my experiences and observations in Minnesota towns. Think Garrison Keillor's Lake Wobegon, except written by someone who actually lives in a place like that.

So far, your only up-to-date source for information about Loonfoot Falls is a weekly column Loonfoot Falls Chronicle-Gazette: a weekly newspaper owned and operated by one of the many Johnsons who live in the town.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Mayberry, Murder, Mount Airy, and Small Town America

"Man Charged With Killing 4 in North Carolina Town"
The Associated Press, via FOXNews (November 2, 2009)

"Police arrested a convicted kidnapper early Monday in the fatal shooting of four men in a parking lot in the town that inspired the idyllic community of Mayberry on the 1960s TV series 'The Andy Griffith Show.'

"Marcos Chavez Gonzalez was charged with four counts of murder in the slayings late Sunday outside a TV store in Mount Airy, about 100 miles north of Charlotte, Mount Airy police said.

"The town with a population of approximately 8,700 is the hometown of Andy Griffith. It has built a tourist trade on nostalgia for the show that continues to thrive in syndication...."

There's an old saying, "any publicity is good publicity."

There's something to it: particularly for people and businesses that rely on public attention. That's probably what's behind some of the outrageous behavior of some performers. ('Hey, Mable! Lets go see that movie. The star was arrested for wearing a chihuahua.')

On the other hand, my guess is that quite a few people living in Mount Airy, Surry County, North Carolina, would rather have seen their small town in the news some other way.

Small Town America, Mayberry RFD, and the 21st Century

"Small" is a matter of perspective. Mount Airy's 8,700 citizens make it over twice the size of the town I live in. Still, that's far from the millions living in places like Los Angeles, New York, or Chicago.

That AP/FOXNews article used "idyllic" to describe the fictional Mayberry, where Sheriff Andy Taylor, Barny Fife, and all, lived: thirty minutes at a time, on television. There's nothing wrong with nostalgia - in moderation - and my hats off to Mount Airy's leaders for building a tourist trade on the strength of their town's connection to Andy Griffith.

But 'small town America' is very much a part of today's world.
Gray Flannel Suits?
I've run into accounts of 'small town America' that leave the impression that places like my adopted hometown aren't, quite, connected to realty. Men wear sport shirts and cardigan sweaters or gray flannel suits. Women wear dresses, and so do the girls. Boys wear bib overalls, a ragged straw hat - and look like Tom Sawyer clones.

We don't look like that. Not in central Minnesota, anyway.
Away From the Hustle and Bustle of City Life
The 'relaxed pace of life' that's part of the stereotype doesn't fall quite so wide of the mark. In the town where I live, you won't encounter crazed motorists driving about 30% over the speed limit. We've got our gung-ho residents: but the town's fairly compact, and the old-fashioned street grid lets us get to where we're going in maybe 20 minutes - tops. At rush hour.
Ignorant and Parochial
People living in small towns may have been ignorant of happenings outside their community: in the 19th century. Along with paved roads, electricity, running water and an efficient sewage treatment system, small towns in America have telephones, radios, televisions, and - to an increasing extent - Internet access. We're not cut off from the 'real world' of big cities, except by physical distance. If anything, I think someone in a small town is more likely to know what's going on in places like New York City or San Francisco, than the reverse.1

As for having distorted views of how others live, I remember the lady I met in a city, who informed me that farmers in North Dakota don't have to work: because they had grain stored in an elevator in Grand Forks. I suspect that people with quaint notions, and folks with 20-20 mental vision can be found just about everywhere.
Biased? You Bet!
I'll freely admit that I have a bias. I've lived in Minnesota's Twin Cities, San Francisco, and elsewhere: and am very glad to be living with the 4,000 or so other people in this small town. I'm pretty sure that some folks here feel that 'nothing ever happens around here,' but I keep my eyes open - and have been writing about life in the community, from my point of view, for several years. (Sauk Centre Journal)
The Mayberry Connection
Mayberry, RFD, the setting for The Andy Griffith Show, is fictional. I think some of the similarities between Mayberry and Mount Airy are points that the fictional town shares with many - probably most - small towns in America. We have our Main, Oak, Elm, Maple, and Willow Streets, and quite a few small towns have a River Road. So, for that matter, to many cities.

An article (re-) posted this year gives a pretty good look at The Andy Griffith show and its background:

"The Andy Griffith Show" / Behind The Scenes Of The REAL Mayberry (Telovation (September 3, 2009))

"...While Griffith often dismissed any ties between his show and the sleepy little town of Mount Airy, North Carolina, even Andy can't deny the many similarities...."

"...During the dedication ceremony, Andy, then 76, said 'I'm proud to be from the great state of North Carolina. I'm proud to be from Mount Airy. I think of you often, and I won't be such a stranger from here on out.'

"Then he gave the local residents what they had been hoping for, for years: Validation. 'People started saying that Mayberry was based on Mount Airy,' Griffith said. Then pausing with a sly grin, he added: 'It sure sounds like it, doesn't it?'"

So: is Mayberry a fictional version of Mount Airy? I don't think that Mayberry is a re-creation of Mount Airy. On the other hand, Andy Griffith grew up in Mount Airy: and that Telovation post showed an impressive number of parallels. I'll go with what Mr. Griffith said: "It sure sounds like it, doesn't it?"

More: In the news:
1 I contrasted 'small town' stereotypes and reality in another blog:

Sunday, July 5, 2009

A Webcam's View of a Small Town Street

"Small Town America: Central Minnesota"
"From the heart of darkest Minnesota: my view of small town America."
Webcam, updated twice a second

This photo was taken inches from the webcam, one morning this week.

This is my contribution - if you can call it that - to the world of webcams. This particular one shows what I see, looking in a generally north-northwesterly direction out my window. The idea, when I set it up, was to give my neighbors something to look at when they were online - and give anyone who cared to look a glimpse at a real small town in America.

It's not, I'll grant, filled with wild action: but you will see lawns, part of an intersection, cars, trucks, cyclists, pedestrians and intermittent hummingbirds.

Unhappily, it's not always online: I make an effort to have it broadcasting during most daylight hours, but need to reboot my computer from time to time. And, at night there really isn't all that much to see.

This particular webcam has its own blog, also called Small Town America: Minnesota. My view of what's happening here in Sauk Centre, in the heart of Darkest Minnesota, is in the "Sauk Centre Journal."

And that, I think, is quite enough self-promotion for one day.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Oldest Pharmacy in South Carolina: Guerin's

"Guerin's Pharmacy"
DiscoverOurTown.com

"The oldest pharmacy in South Carolina, this full service independent pharmacy was founded in 1871 and provides full prescription and health services plus features an old-fashioned soda fountain where you...."

I like seeing cases where (relatively) small town businesses keep going for generations. Or, in this case, well into its second century. Guerin's is in Summervills, South Carolina.


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Sunday, June 22, 2008

Electric Cars: Those Things Actually Work!

"Elton Baum and His "Green" Golf Cart"
Loonfoot Falls Chronicle-Gazette (June 20, 2008)

"When gas went over three dollars a gallon in late 2006, Elton Baum decided to do something about it.

" 'I couldn't keep the price down,' he said with a grin, 'but I could do something about how much I used. Now, I don't go into town with the truck, unless it's for something really big.'

"Even a small car uses some gasoline, so Mr. Baum looked around for an alternative...."

What follows is an excerpt from a weekly paper in the fictional small town of Loonfoot Falls, Minnesota. This is my latest blog project: posts about an imaginary town, showing "small town life the way it never was."

It's fictional, and exaggerated, but the blog will, I think, show a little of what it's like to live in 'small town America,' and - more to the point - be fun to read.

This week's 'golf cart' post gave me an education. Since technical mistakes can ruin a joke, I did a little checking into the state-of-the-art for electric cars and golf carts.

There were times, like the seventies gas crisis (lines at the pump, what we'd call pump rage today, quite a memorable period), when electric cars were being seriously considered.

The enthusiasts would insist that everyone should go electric. Now. Others would look at tortoise-like acceleration, and a top speed well under any known speed limit, and wonder if it wouldn't be simpler - and faster - to walk.

That was then. I didn't find out what sort of acceleration electric cars can manage now, but souped-up golf carts can go over forty miles an hour (over 64 Kilometers per hour), and both range and recharge times are into a practical range.

Here's some of what I found:Finally, the article that got me thinking about Elton Baum and his electric golf cart:

"Man saves gas by tricking out golf cart"
The Daily News (Greenville, Belding and Montcalm, Michigan) (June 14, 2008)

"ROOSEVELT PARK - Go ahead, look all you want.

"He might stand out a bit, but Louis Schaub said driving his electric golf cart through town is worth every penny he isn't spending on gas.

" 'It's a head turner. Everyone looks,' Schaub said of the street-legal golf cart he uses to buzz around town at 25 mph. 'I just continue on. I know they're looking.'..."

This article is worth reading: particularly for a look at how Louis Schaub dealt with seriously behind-the-times state officials.

Although it showed me that an electric golf cart could work in an urban setting, under controlled conditions, I still thought that using a golf cart as a drive-to-town vehicle would be a good start for a joke.

I was wrong: but there's potential for humor in a practical electric cart. I think we'll be hearing more about Elton Baum.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Small Town America: Three Views

Marred by Senseless Violence

"Carnation: Small town America where everyone knows your name"

This piece in the "Seattle PI" sets the scene for city folks of a small town where a multiple murder took place. Carnation, Washington is small: about 2,000 people live there.

Attracting People Across the Nation

"Small-town America alive and well"

Charleston's "The Post and Courier" ran this piece about Newberry, South Carolina, a small town in South Carolina that's so nice, "most locals will tell you, this place is so attractive folks move here from all over the country, even Charleston." About 3,000 people make Newberry their home.

Where I Live

"Sauk Centre Journal" is my record of life in Sauk Centre, Minnesota, the small town where I live. Updated twice a week, as a rule. About 4,000 people live here.

A Small Town's First WebCam: Maybe

WebCam: Sauk Centre"

"From the heart of darkest Minnesota: my view of small town America."

"This may be the first 'on-the-street' webcam in Sauk Centre. (The closest one I found was in Sartel.)"

(I'm promoting one of my own pages today.)

Friday, August 10, 2007

Life in a Small Town: a Poetic Link:

Famous in a Small Town is a post on another blog that does a pretty good job of distilling one aspect of life in a small town.

I know: This post has "Poetic" in the title, and "Famous in a Small Town" posts the lyrics of a country song.

Like most songs, it's "poetry:" some combination of experience, thought, emotion, and awareness; combined with careful attention to what words imply and refer to as well as their "dictionary meaning," as well as the sounds which form the word; sometimes, but not always, in rhyme. And, in this case, set to music.

(A mini-lesson, provided by a recovering English teacher.)
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