'Criticism is Terrorism:' Chavez and Twitter 'Terrorists'

" 'Terrorist' Twitter Threatens Hugo Chavez's Stranglehold on Media"
FOXNews (January 29, 2010)

"The greatest threat to Hugo Chavez's future just might be the World Wide Web.

"Fierce and growing protests over media freedom have left at least two students dead in Venezuela, and graphic images depicting violent tactics employed by the police there have started to flood the Internet.

"Police armed with tear gas and rubber bullets have left students bloodied and battered in Caracas and other cities during a week of protests over President Hugo Chavez's tightening gag on the opposition press.

"On Sunday, Chavez ordered five cable stations shut down for refusing to broadcast his frequent speeches, setting off nationwide demonstrations in a country already wracked by water shortages, electricity rationing, alarming crime rates and the plummeting value of its currency, the Bolivar...."

Before writing anything else, a sort of disclaimer: The Lemming isn't particularly apathetic. I just don't care, intensely, profoundly, irrationally, about the right things. Or, more accurately, left things.

The Venezuelan president's difficulty is, I think, one example of what's happening around the world. Traditional information gatekeepers no longer hold a monopoly on distributing facts and opinions.

Information Gatekeeper?

Quoting myself:

According to Princeton's WordNet, an gatekeeper is literally a doorkeeper or doorman: someone who guards an entrance. "Gatekeeper" may also be used as a metaphor:

"gatekeeper (someone who controls access to something) 'there are too many gatekeepers between the field officers and the chief' "
(Princeton's WordNet)

So, an "information gatekeeper" is someone who controls access to information.
(Another War-on-Terror Blog (August 14, 2009))

Back in the 'good old days,' information gatekeepers in western nations included newspaper and magazine publishers, book publishers, educators, and more recently movie producers and radio and television broadcasters.

That was then.

President Chavez has pretty good control over many, if not most, of the traditional information gatekeepers. That's "control," not "cooperation." Some broadcasters wouldn't give the President air time, remember.

But he's finding that it's not the 'good old days' any more.

"...Elsewhere online, more than 80,000 people have joined a Facebook group, 'Chavez estas PONCHAO!' taunting the increasingly unpopular president with a slang term meaning 'Chavez, you struck out.'

"Chavez has fought back by declaring that 'using Twitter, the Internet (and) text messaging' to criticize or oppose his increasingly authoritarian regime 'is terrorism,' a comment that recalls the looming threats of his allies in Iran, whose bloody crackdown on physical and electronic dissent may be blazing a trail for the Latin strongman...."

I'm pretty sure that the quoted words of the Venezuelan president are a translation: but you get the point.

It Can't Happen Here?

I live in America, the land of the free and home of the brave, so nobody's going to brand opposition to federal policies or leaders as terrorism here? Right?

What can I say? Americans are human beings, just like everybody else. But that's another topic, for another blog. "Pro-Life? You May be a Dangerous Domestic Terrorist! MIAC Says So," A Catholic Citizen in America (March 23, 2009)

The Lemming is "apathetic," remember.

Related posts:

• "Data-Driven Art: For an 'Overwhelmed' 'Hive Mind???' "
  (January 27, 2010)
• "Twitter, Haiti and a Global Community"
  (January 14, 2010)
• "Net Neutrality, Comcast, the FCC, Censorship and Freedom"
  (January 9, 2010)
• "What is an Information Gatekeeper?"
  Another War-on-Terror Blog (August 14, 2009)
• "DC Gun Ban, Online Censorship, Individual Rights, and Power to the People"
  Another War-on-Terror Blog (June 27, 2008)
• "Writers, Editors, Publishers, and the Marketplace of Ideas"
  (August 17, 2007)

Haiti's Earthquake Caused by - You Guessed it - Yankee Imperialists

"Hugo Chavez Mouthpiece Says U.S. Hit Haiti With 'Earthquake Weapon' "
FOXNews (January 21, 2010)

"The United States apparently possesses an "earthquake weapon" that set off the catastrophic quake in Haiti and killed 200,000 innocents. Don't believe it's true? Just ask Hugo Chavez.

"Citing an alleged report from Russia's Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman's state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave system that can also create 'weather anomalies to cause floods, droughts and hurricanes.'

"The station's Web site added that the U.S. government's HAARP program, an atmospheric research facility in Alaska (and frequent subject of conspiracy theories), was also to blame for a Jan. 9 quake in Eureka, Calif., and may have been behind the 7.8-magnitude quake in China that killed nearly 90,000 people in 2008...."

Here it is, while it lasts: Yankees, masters of the universe (according to Venezuela's leadership) callously kill innocent people

• Google cache in Spanish
• Google translation in English

From the Google cache:

"...Desde finales de la década de 1970, los Estados Unidos han 'avanzado enormemente' el estado de sus armas de terremotos y, según estos informes, ahora emplea dispositivos que usan una tecnología de Pulso, Plasma y Sónico Electromagnético Tesla junto con 'bombas de ondas de choque'.

"El informe compara además la experimentación de la Marina Estadounidense de dos de estas armas de terremotos la semana pasada, cuando la prueba en el Pacífico causó un terremoto de magnitud 6.5 azotando el área alrededor de la ciudad de Eureka, en California sin causar muertes, pero con su prueba en el Caribe que causó ya, la muerte de al menos 140 mil inocentes...."

And, the English translation of that excerpt:

"...Since the late 1970s, the U.S. has 'made tremendous progress' state of its weapons of earthquakes and, according to these reports, now employs a technology devices using Pulse, Plasma Tesla Electromagnetic and Sonic along with 'waves pump shock.

"The report also compares the U.S. Navy testing of two of these weapons of earthquakes last week, when the test in the Pacific caused an earthquake of magnitude 6.5 hit the area around the town of Eureka, California without causing deaths, but with your proof in the Caribbean and caused the deaths of at least 140 thousand innocent...."

Don't Laugh: The Way Things are, This Could be Debated in the UN Tomorrow

One more thing: Chavez joined France in saying that America is occupying Haiti. Except Chavez sees the French accusation and raises them one, claiming that the 'earthquake weapon' was used to give the Yankee imperialists an excuse.

I'm an American, and don't have the fashionable disdain for this country. But even I rather doubt that we've got anything quite that advanced.

Maybe someone should have told the Venezuelan leadership that "View to a Kill" wasn't a documentary.

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Added January 22, 2010:

French concerns over what they think is the American occupation of Haiti:

• "Imperialist American Aggressors Occupy Haiti?"
  Another War-on-Terror Blog (January 19, 2010)

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

Back to the original post:

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Meanwhile, Real Haitians Need Help: Badly

It's at the bottom of the post, too: but this bears repeating. Links to aid organizations, list of Haiti-related posts:

• "Haiti: About the Earthquake, Relief, and Related Topics "

Unless you really believe that the CIA and shape-shifting space alien lizard people are behind all the world's charities, I suggest picking one that's been around for a while and has a good track record.

Quite a lot of Haitians survived the quake: now they need help.

Related posts:

• "Haitian Refugees Turned Away / Illegal Haitian Immigrants Given Amnesty"
  (January 20, 2010)
• "Imperialist American Aggressors Occupy Haiti?"
  Another War-on-Terror Blog (January 19, 2010)
• "Beware the Lizard People! (I'm Not Making This Up)"
  (January 21, 2009)

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Links to aid organizations, list of Haiti-related posts:

• "Haiti: About the Earthquake, Relief, and Related Topics "

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Keeping Languages Pure? Venezuala, France, and Approved Words

"Venezuela Fights Use of English Words" examiner.com (Minneapolis) (February 26, 2008)

Venezuela's President Hugo Chavez has set out to protect his people from words like "mouse," "password," "marketing," and other English-language technical and business terms. A short list, with the 'correct' word in parenthesis:

• "staff" ("equipo")
• "marketing" ("mercadeo")
• "password" ("contrasena")
• "mouse" ("raton")
• "meeting" ("reunion")
• "sponsor" ("patrocinador")

The French have tried something like this, with an "official" French dictionary. The French dictionary doesn't carry any legal clout, but to use a word which is not in the official French dictionary is, how do you say it? Not French.

The most recent complete official French dictionary is Dictionnaire de l'Académie française, huitième édition. It was published in 1935.

L'Académie française (The French Academy), established 1635, realizing that even their language may change, have been working on an updated dictionary. They published the first volume of Dictionnaire de l'Académie française, neuvième édition in 1992. It brings the official set of twentieth-century French words up to "onglette." (I think "onglette" means 'small ongle,' or 'small nail' - it's a small chiseling tool that engravers use. I found that at "More Procrastination - Should I be doing something else? - Another Roadside Turnoff" (November 28, 2006).)