Thursday, January 21, 2010

Haiti's Earthquake Caused by - You Guessed it - Yankee Imperialists

"Hugo Chavez Mouthpiece Says U.S. Hit Haiti With 'Earthquake Weapon' "
FOXNews (January 21, 2010)

"The United States apparently possesses an "earthquake weapon" that set off the catastrophic quake in Haiti and killed 200,000 innocents. Don't believe it's true? Just ask Hugo Chavez.

"Citing an alleged report from Russia's Northern Fleet, the Venezuelan strongman's state mouthpiece ViVe TV shot out a press release saying the 7.0 magnitude Haiti quake was caused by a U.S. test of an experimental shockwave system that can also create 'weather anomalies to cause floods, droughts and hurricanes.'

"The station's Web site added that the U.S. government's HAARP program, an atmospheric research facility in Alaska (and frequent subject of conspiracy theories), was also to blame for a Jan. 9 quake in Eureka, Calif., and may have been behind the 7.8-magnitude quake in China that killed nearly 90,000 people in 2008...."

Here it is, while it lasts: Yankees, masters of the universe (according to Venezuela's leadership) callously kill innocent people From the Google cache:

"...Desde finales de la década de 1970, los Estados Unidos han 'avanzado enormemente' el estado de sus armas de terremotos y, según estos informes, ahora emplea dispositivos que usan una tecnología de Pulso, Plasma y Sónico Electromagnético Tesla junto con 'bombas de ondas de choque'.

"El informe compara además la experimentación de la Marina Estadounidense de dos de estas armas de terremotos la semana pasada, cuando la prueba en el Pacífico causó un terremoto de magnitud 6.5 azotando el área alrededor de la ciudad de Eureka, en California sin causar muertes, pero con su prueba en el Caribe que causó ya, la muerte de al menos 140 mil inocentes...."

And, the English translation of that excerpt:

"...Since the late 1970s, the U.S. has 'made tremendous progress' state of its weapons of earthquakes and, according to these reports, now employs a technology devices using Pulse, Plasma Tesla Electromagnetic and Sonic along with 'waves pump shock.

"The report also compares the U.S. Navy testing of two of these weapons of earthquakes last week, when the test in the Pacific caused an earthquake of magnitude 6.5 hit the area around the town of Eureka, California without causing deaths, but with your proof in the Caribbean and caused the deaths of at least 140 thousand innocent...."

Don't Laugh: The Way Things are, This Could be Debated in the UN Tomorrow

One more thing: Chavez joined France in saying that America is occupying Haiti. Except Chavez sees the French accusation and raises them one, claiming that the 'earthquake weapon' was used to give the Yankee imperialists an excuse.

I'm an American, and don't have the fashionable disdain for this country. But even I rather doubt that we've got anything quite that advanced.

Maybe someone should have told the Venezuelan leadership that "View to a Kill" wasn't a documentary.
Added January 22, 2010:

French concerns over what they think is the American occupation of Haiti:You can't make this stuff up, folks.

Back to the original post:

Meanwhile, Real Haitians Need Help: Badly

It's at the bottom of the post, too: but this bears repeating. Links to aid organizations, list of Haiti-related posts: Unless you really believe that the CIA and shape-shifting space alien lizard people are behind all the world's charities, I suggest picking one that's been around for a while and has a good track record.

Quite a lot of Haitians survived the quake: now they need help.

Related posts:
Links to aid organizations, list of Haiti-related posts:

2 comments:

Brigid said...

Excuse me while I hit my head against the wall.

Just when you thought political leaders couldn't get any more stupid...

Brian, aka Nanoc, aka Norski said...

Brigid,

You're excused.

I feel that way myself, on occasion: although decades of exposure to this sort of thing have left callouses on my frontal cortex.

A point of semantic distinction, by the way: I don't known that Hugo Chavez is particularly lacking in intelligence. Quite the contrary.

I think the term "daft" is more appropriate than "stupid" in this context.

And, sometimes it feels like there's a filter that keeps people with good sense from seeking public office.

Which is another topic.

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