"Ten Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter"
The Funny Farm (Geocities) (undated)
If this looks familiar, you've got a good memory. I did a micro-review on this piece earlier this year ("Rules for Dating a Daughter " (May 8, 2008)).
What's different about this copy of "Ten Simple Rules...." is that whoever posted it noted that it was copyright, and identified the creator.
This hilarious list of rules is the work of W. Bruce Cameron, a writer who's also written a book, "8 Simple Rules for Marrying My Daughter."
Kudos to the Funny Farm, for acknowledging the author.
I hope that FF also got permission to reproduce the entire work.
On a lighter note, one of my favorite rules is #9:
"Do not lie to me. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been. But on issues relating to my daughter, I am the all-knowing, merciless god of your universe...."
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