"Men and Women"
GetAmused.com (undated)
"* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
"* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
"* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
"* To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all...."
I think these are funny - and the sort of joke that was utterly verboten during much of my college experience.
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2 comments:
hahaha...
That was funny Brian!
My question, did any apply to you?
piebuko,
Thanks!
I think two may apply to me: "To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."
And (from the other post): "There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."
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