Just for Laughs - Before You Raise Kids: a 14-Point Test

"14 Simple Tests Before You Decide To Have Children."
WhyNotAd (April 13, 2008)

A comic test - with quite a bit of reality behind it.

My favorite of the lot:

"Test 4 - Dressing Small Children

1. Buy a live octopus and a string bag.
2. Attempt to put the octopus into the string bag so that no arms hang out.

Time Allowed: 5 minutes."

The four kids we raised weren't quite that hard to handle: but I recognize the situation.