Monday, April 14, 2008

What Does He/She Really Mean? A Comic Dating Dictionary

"Dating Dictionary"
SpongeFish

Funny, if a bit off-color. An excerpt:

"DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish................................56+ (it's the red convertible that makes him feel so young)
Active................................Gets up to get his own damn beer
...
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish..................................49.
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
...
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes.........................................No
No..........................................Yes
...
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
I am hungry..........................I am hungry
I am tired..............................I am tired
Nice dress...........................Nice cleavage!"


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