The Lemming Will Be Back

First, the good news. The Lemming will be back.

Maybe that's not good news. It depends on your viewpoint, but the Lemming thing's it's a 'plus.'

Now, not-so-good news. The Lemming needs a vacation. More accurately, the Lemming is taking a vacation. It started several hours ago.

The Lemming shall return. There might even be something ready by Friday. Then again, maybe there won't. That depends on what the Lemming runs into during the next few days.

That didn't come out right. The Lemming doesn't run into things. Not that way. It depends on what the Lemming finds that might conceivably be of some interest.

No, that's too wordy.

The Lemming definitely needs a vacation, and will be back — as soon as the Lemming gets back, and not a minute sooner.

Escape From Klagfinster Poster

Coming soon to a planet near you: Galaxy Cadet collectibles, stuff you didn't know you need; and probably don't.

Featured this week, genuine replica theater artwork from Baum Media Productions: "Escape From Klagfinster" posters in glorious color and two dimensions!

And remember: "When You See the Bee, You Know It's a Baum!"



This poster, and other stuff you won't find at Hallmark, is for sale at Brian H. Gill's Shop (norski.deviantart.com/prints).

Posts which aren't entirely unrelated to this one:

• "Double Planets Possible"
  (November 28, 2014)
• "From the Mind of the Lemming: Night Flight"
  (September 26, 2014)
• "From the Mind of the Lemming: Morning in the City"
  (August 29, 2014)
• "Tryouts at the Consulate: Hamlet"
  (June 27, 2014)
• "From the Mind of the Lemming: A Far Horizon"
  (May 16, 2014)

In a Wizard's Home

"Do not wander in a wizard's home as if it were a marketplace."

— Drebniks' Maxims

More from the Lemming, or less:

• "Speak Softly - - -"
  (September 4, 2015)
• "Autumn Equinox, Dawn"
  (August 28, 2015)
• "Insomnia at the Wizard's Tower"
  (August 21, 2015)
• " 'We Saved You a Piece' "
  (January 30, 2015)
• " 'Anchovies and Peanut Butter?!' "
  (October 30, 2013)

Island Flight

Getting there isn't necessarily half the fun, the Lemming writes. It is, however, an essential prerequisite to arrival: so the traveler may as well relax and enjoy the process.

More from the Lemming, and an alliterative artist:

• "Narcissus-X Proffers Plenteous Provisos"
  (August 14, 2015)
• "Another Holiday for the Lemming"
  (August 7, 2015)
• "With the Lemming at Aunt Ida's"
  (January 23, 2015)
• "From the Mind of the Lemming: Holiday Travel Plans"
  (December 19, 2014)
• "Holiday for the Lemming; or Time, Tide, and a Tired Lemming; or the Lemming Takes a Break"
  (June 6, 2014)

Speak Softly - - -

"Speak softly, and ride a big dragon."

— Drebniks' Maxims

More from the Lemming, or less:

• "Autumn Equinox, Dawn"
  (August 28, 2015)
• "Insomnia at the Wizard's Tower"
  (August 21, 2015)
• " 'We Saved You a Piece' "
  (January 30, 2015)
• "It's Morning — Somewhere — Or Maybe Near Sunset"
  (September 12, 2014)
• " 'Anchovies and Peanut Butter?!' "
  (October 30, 2013)