A Grand Unification of Cutlery - Some of These Would Actually Work

"Towards a Grand Unification of Cutlery"
Eat Me Daily (May 20, 2009)

"The Ragbag posted this great Venn Diagram: Towards a Grand Unification of Cutlery. Says The Ragbag, 'half the fun of hybrid cutlery is the peculiar names.' "

I think my favorite is the knork, although the spife sounds funny, too.

We've already had sporks for years: I don't know about the other unified utensils.