Advice for Pilots, Jokes for Everyone

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I don't know where this list of sayings and advice for pilots came from, but it's funny: a mixture of serious advice and a few slightly-grim jokes. Samples:

• "Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory."
• "A 'good' landing is one from which you can walk away. A 'great' landing is one after which they can use the plane again."
• "When in doubt, hold on to your altitude. No one has ever collided with the sky."