New Owners, Old Tenant

"It's not a closet, it's my office. That's what I should have said."

Not-entirely-different posts:

• "Insomnia at the Wizard's Tower"
  (August 21, 2015)
• " 'We Saved You a Piece' "
  (January 30, 2015)
• "Remember the Paths"
  (July 24, 2015)
• "Christmas with the Lemming"
  (December 24, 2014)
• " 'Anchovies and Peanut Butter?!' "
  (October 30, 2013)