A Pledge Fulfilled

" 'I pledged that what is yours would be returned. It stands by you again.' "

That wasn't written by the Lemming either. Where does the Lemming get this stuff?

Even more from the Lemming:

• "Destination"
  (February 13, 2015)
• " 'Let Me See That Map!' "
  (February 6, 2015)
• " 'We Saved You a Piece' "
  (January 30, 2015)
• "It's Morning — Somewhere — Or Maybe Near Sunset"
  (September 12, 2014)
• " 'Anchovies and Peanut Butter?!' "
  (October 30, 2013)