Two Turkeys: the Gift Store Gambit

(Desperation in a gift shop.)

Have these turkeys tasted freedom at last, or is their goose cooked?

Is the gift store gambit a recipe for disaster, or will it pan out?

Will the shopkeeper make mincemeat of their plans and squash their hopes?

And will the Lemming ever tire of holiday puns?

Tracking two turkeys:

• "Channel Surfing With the Lemming"
  (December 24, 2013)
• "Revenge of the Turkey"
  (November 29, 2013)
• "Thanksgiving 2013: No Hiding Place?"
  (November 28, 2013)
• "Thanksgiving Day, 2012: Desperate Times..."
  (November 22, 2012)
• "Lemming Tracks: Thanksgiving, Cartoons, and a Look at the Lemming"
  (November 23, 2011)