Is Your Fitness Instructor a Zombie?

"Gym zombies on the prowl! Is YOUR brain safe?"
Oddly Enough, Reuters blog (January 12, 2010)

"Blog Guy, I suspect that the trainer at my health club is a zombie. Is that possible?

"Yeah, the pervasive presence of so-called gym zombies is becoming a real problem.

"So, how can I tell for sure?

"Ask yourself if he has you doing lots of exercises that would seem to soften your skull and tenderize your brain. That could be a bad sign...."


(From Reinhard Krause, via Oddly Enough, Reuters, used w/o permission)

There's a perfectly reasonable - well, reasonable - anyway, there's an explanation for that photo, toward the bottom of the blog post.

And the instructor is not a zombie. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.

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