A One-Size-Fits All Consumer Warning

"Do-it-yourself Consumer Warning"
J. Heller, Daryl Cagle's Professional Cartoonists Index

If you're into being scared of just about every product, here's help.

• Make as many copies of this graphic as you like
• Check one box from each column, according to your personal preferences
• Be afraid, be very afraid!

For the rest of us, this is funny, in a grim sort of way.