Best Geek Quotes: Rafael Trindade's Opinion

"Best Geek Quotes"
Rafael Trindade (September 21, 2008)

• "There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who dont
• "If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
• "I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly
• "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features
• "Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you
• "In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
• "Hand over the calculator, friends don’t let friends derive drunk...."
• "...I had a dream… and there were 1's and 0's everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
• "You sir, are an unknown USB device driver
• "C isn't that hard: void (*(*f[])())() defines f as an array of unspecified size, of pointers to functions that return pointers to functions that return void"

Cheap shots aside, it's a list of pretty funny things that geeks might say. One's been used in Futurama ("I had a dream..."), but since Trindade doesn't give sources for any of this, we can't tell whether Matt Groening copied from Trindade, or the other way around.

Still - a funny list.