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Thursday, June 12, 2008

Men and Women - Jokes

"Men and Women"
GetAmused.com (undated)

"* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.

"* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

"* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

"* To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all...."

I think these are funny - and the sort of joke that was utterly verboten during much of my college experience.
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2 comments:

  1. TinggayJune 12, 2008 at 2:33 AM

    hahaha...
    That was funny Brian!
    My question, did any apply to you?

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  2. Brian H. GillJune 12, 2008 at 12:49 PM

    piebuko,

    Thanks!

    I think two may apply to me: "To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all."

    And (from the other post): "There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage."

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