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This is a page from an online catalog. The book sounds a bit florid, but interesting.

"Product Description
SECRETS OF THE SURVIVORS (paperback), a novel by Mark L. Eastburn
A great book for adventure lovers of all ages!

"Epic Space Battles! Fearsome Dinosaurs! Middle School Teen Angst! Elementary School Squabbles! Brazilian Martial Arts! Courageous Frogs! It's All In There!...

"...An explanation of the price: It may seem a little high, but this is a limited edition, 400 page book. It may quickly rise in value as the book gains in popularity, and we will keep a record of each purchase to prove that each signed copy that you buy is authentic!"

(There you go, DrBurst.)