Funny Stuff about Minnesota - "home of the blonde hair and blue ears"

"Funny Minnesota Jokes & Stories"
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These, on the other hand, do have something to do with Minnesota.

Samples, from "Minnesota Computer Terms:"

"Log on: Making the wood stove hotter
Log off: Don't add wood
Monitor: Keep an eye on the woodstove
Download: Getting the firewood off the pickup
Megahertz: What happens when you drop a log on your toe while downloading"

From "Minnesota State Slogans:"

"I came, I thawed, I transferred.
Survive Minnesota and the rest of the World is easy."

And, of course, a selection of Ole & Lena Jokes. Also, Sven & Ole Jokes.