Do People Understand Your Poems? Does Your Poetry Make Sense? Now You Can Fix That!

"7 Easy Steps to a More Pretentious Poem" Writer's Resource Center (March 20, 2008).

How to go from

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

to

OMG Grandifloras
Doth B
Damask err
Viola ping
Azurite tener azucar
Ambrosial
Thus
Thou
RT interfaced
Sandwich girl

As a man who appreciates good poetry, I enjoyed this good-natured spoof of the "artistic" stuff.