Bread Kills! Who Knew?

"Bread Kills!"

Funny!

From
"More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users."
and
"Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests."
to
"Bread is baked at temperatures as high as 400 degrees Fahrenheit! That kind of heat can kill an adult in less than one minute."
and
"Most bread eaters are utterly unable to distinguish between significant scientific fact and meaningless statistical babbling."

- although I think the last one may be debatable.

Good for a laugh. And, might be a good anodyne for the next scare story you hear on the news. You know, the sort of thing where we're warned that nylon socks cause memory loss, or dental floss is a decapitation hazard.