Guess What "Green Eggs and Ham" Really Means! And Other Crazy Test Answers

"Something Awful - the Internet makes You Stupid 2nd Grade AP Reading Exam"
"Front Page" (February 2, 2008)

I think this is a joke. On the other hand, this is the sort of thing I had to learn, when I was working toward my teaching degree.

(Caution: People who take political correctness seriously should not follow that link.)