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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Stark, Raving, Mad Label: Contents: Peanuts / Warning: Contains Peanuts

This doesn't have anything to do with the Web or information technology, but it was too crazy to ignore.


That's a bottle of peanuts. I blew up part of the label, so you could see that you really aren't imagining things.
  • You can see the peanuts inside
  • On the front of the bottle, it says "Peanuts"
  • The label reads, in part
    • INGREDIENTS: PEANUTS ...
    • ALLERGY WARNING: CONTAINS PEANUTS ...
I acknowledge that, somewhere in the latter part of the 20th century, part of the human race became allergic to peanuts: but in the name of sanity, why is it necessary to warn people that a clear bottle of peanuts, labeled "peanuts," whose ingredients list is headed by the word "peanuts," needs an additional "ALLERGY WARNING: PEANUTS"??!!

2 comments:

  1. It's regulations. All products containing peanuts, nuts, soy, milk, and/or wheat are required to have a warning label after the ingredients list mentioning the allergenic contents.

    Whether it makes sense or not.

    Coffee. Warning! Contents may be hot!

    Duh!

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  2. Brigid,

    'It ain't suppos'd to make sense, Joe. It's reg'lations.'

    Whatever else one can say about living in this era: it isn't boring.

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