Very Strange Clippings and a Weird Real Estate Brochure

"andrew.cmu.edu/user/jbistlin/" (page 4)

My favorite

• Caption:
  "This is why we have government agencies... "Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone not to take poison."
• Clipping:
  A funeral home ad, whose logo is a hotdog squirting mustard

This collection starts with an Introduction and Disclaimer:."