Randy Reindeer, Damaged Displays, Middle Schoolers, and a Remarkable Coach

This isn't the sort of thing I usually post on "Apathetic Lemming of the North," but it's too weirdly inappropriate to ignore.

"Police: Coach Turned Displays Into Porn Group Reportedly Put Reindeer In Sexual Positions"

I'd assumed that it was the usual drunken toot by college kids and an over-age-in-grade frat-boy-turned-coach.

Nope: Those were middle school students.

I think the coach is a candidate for the 2007 nitwit of the year award.