Military Humor

"Useful Military Warnings" will probably mean different things to different people. What I see is a list of examples that people in the military have a sense of humor: from those who write the manuals, to those who approve them.

Two of my favorites are

• "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
  U.S.A. Ammo
• "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
  Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.