Worst High School Analogies, plus Gilbert and Sullivan

For those who have been high school English teachers, and had to read them, and for those who can remember their youth, and laugh: "The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay."

And, " Gilbert & Sullivan on the 'Net." Some of the lines, particularly in the last verses, don't scan as well as they could, but the parody song is funny.

It also will be part of another post, later today.