A Thought for the Day, From George Burns

"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
George Burns, U.S. actor & comedian (1896 - 1996), The Quotations Page

The Lemming was born during the Truman administration - that's what it says on my birth certificate, and that's the story I'm sticking with - so I can relate to that quote.

Actually, the Lemming has a hard time getting down to the floor. And that's another topic.