Thursday, January 15, 2009

ASVAP and National Velociraptor Awareness Month

American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention

"News
"September is National Velociraptor Awareness Month! The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention, along with the North American Velociraptor Defense Association and the United Velociraptor Widows Fund...."

"Velociraptor attack is the 3rd leading cause of death for men age 27-29. However, everyone must think about the implications of velociraptors: young and old, men, women and transgendered persons.

"The American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention is a bi-partisan group of professionals, dedicated to the diffusion of knowledge concerning velociraptor attack prevention...."

I'm pretty sure that this is website is done for laughs. At least, I got a few good chuckles out of it.

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